Thursday, April 2, 2009

Here we go, here we go

Just in case you don't know us (which is pretty impossible, because we're like AMAZING/our only readers are our friends), we decided to introduce ourselves... and by ourselves we mean each other.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Kate Bing
By Jessica Cooper

This is Kathleen Bing. Her friends call her Kate, KateBing, Bingy, or Linda (as in Gambrell). She is from Masapjaldkjfl, New York and I love her with all my heart. 

Some of her favorite things in life are dresses with pockets, edamame and other REALLY weird foods, diet dr. pepper, the cupid shuffle, iced coffees, wearing costumes, and making a scene in public. She loves life and is always up for anything. Kate loves books, igneous intrusions, math, and keeping cheesy fiesta potatoes in her purse at all times. The dress in the picture above was recently spotted on the one and only Michelle Obama. Kate had it first, duh. 

Kate is one of the most wonderful people I've ever met in my entire life. The End.

J


An Ode to Jessica D. Cooper by Kate Bing



This is Jessica D. Cooper. She is amazing. She really enjoys the finer things in life, including but not limited to, fountain Diet Dr, Pepper, all things scented Black Raspberry Vanilla, playing Scrabble, and the occasional Cheesy Gordita Crunch. J. Cooper loves her family. When she was little she wanted to marry her cousin from West Virginia. Her favorite movie is “When Harry Met Sally”. One day, she may or may not marry Julius Peppers of the Carolina Panthers, but will always secretly love Carl Haissen. Her hero is Dick Allington. People often confuse me with Jessica Cooper, and believe me, I am NOT complaining about it. 

K

1 comment:

  1. Where's Adventure #1???? Your audience is dying to know what happened!!!

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